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Trump insists Republicans ‘have a shot’ in midterms as rallies resume amid health concerns

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·31 Oct, 02:48 am
Trump insists Republicans ‘have a shot’ in midterms as rallies resume amid health concerns — China
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The Straight Version

Trump re‑scheduled Kansas and Iowa rallies after a fever‑flick, still claims GOP can win midterms.

The UNHINGED Take

Trump's fever‑flicked puppetry: cancel one day, open a second. He's a hot‑headed clown dancing on expelled promises, feeding GOP hopes like a burned‑down circus.

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The Bottom Line

WONDERFULLLY WACKED / 10

Trump's fever‑flicked puppetry: cancel one day, open a second.

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Trump's fever‑flicked puppetry: cancel one day, open a second. WONDERFULLLY WACKED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/trump-insists-republicans-have-a-shot-in-midterms #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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