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‘Zero-cost’ lifestyle: China cash-strapped youth embrace thrifty living for mental relief

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·31 Oct, 02:00 am
‘Zero-cost’ lifestyle: China cash-strapped youth embrace thrifty living for mental relief — China
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The Straight Version

China's youth chase free perks for fiscal relief.

The UNHINGED Take

Stuck in mall maze, these bargain‑hunters think poverty is a badge. Free samples, no purchase—pathetic capital, busier than actual entrepreneurs.

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BRAIN CROP / 10

Stuck in mall maze, these bargain‑hunters think poverty is a badge.

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Stuck in mall maze, these bargain‑hunters think poverty is a badge. BRAIN CROP / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/zero-cost-lifestyle-china-cash-strapped-youth-embrace #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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