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Trump makes final midterms pitch at Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·3 Nov, 01:01 am
Trump makes final midterms pitch at Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool — China
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The Straight Version

Trump rallied supporters in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, urging voter turnout for upcoming US elections.

The UNHINGED Take

He waltzed like a king hamster, parading his filth to the sky, screaming to the same jaded patriots he'll never meet. The only thing spreading is his ego, not the democracy he feigns to protect.

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He waltzed like a king hamster, parading his filth to the sky, screaming to the same jaded patriots he'll never meet.

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He waltzed like a king hamster, parading his filth to the sky, screaming to the same jaded patriots he'll never meet. IDLE MONARCH FUME / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/trump-makes-final-midterms-pitch-at-lincoln-memorial #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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