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🔴US midterms live: More than 58 million ballots cast in record early vote turnout. Follow our special coverage

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·3 Nov, 08:33 am
🔴US midterms live: More than 58 million ballots cast in record early vote turnout. Follow our special coverage — China
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🔴US midterms live: More than 58 million ballots cast in record early vote turnout. Follow our special coverage

The UNHINGED Take

Look at 🔴US midterms live speedrunning total brain death: "🔴US midterms live: More than 58 million ballots cast in record early vote turnout. Follow our special coverage". Zero shame, negative IQ, and regular people get stuck paying the tab while these clowns pat themselves on the back.

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FAILED / 10

Look at 🔴US midterms live speedrunning total brain death: "🔴US midterms live: More than 58 million ballots cast in record early vote turnout.

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Look at 🔴US midterms live speedrunning total brain death: "🔴US midterms live: More than 58 million ballots cast in record early vote turnout. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/us-midterms-live-more-than-58-million-ballots #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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