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250.000 Menschen auf Frankreichs Straßen – Schüler errichten Blockaden, Polizei setzt Tränengas ein

🇩🇪 Germany·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Bild News·5 Nov, 01:40 pm
250.000 Menschen auf Frankreichs Straßen – Schüler errichten Blockaden, Polizei setzt Tränengas ein — Germany
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The Straight Version

Hundreds of thousands are protesting against austerity and low wages, paralyzing France with school blockades and police clashes.

The UNHINGED Take

French toddlers and adults are once again burning their own cities because reality is too expensive. Put down the tear gas and just admit you would rather starve than work a shift.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL NATIONAL MELTDOWN / 10

French toddlers and adults are once again burning their own cities because reality is too expensive.

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French toddlers and adults are once again burning their own cities because reality is too expensive. TOTAL NATIONAL MELTDOWN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/de/250-000-menschen-auf-frankreichs-stra-en-sch #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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