The Straight Version
Hubert Aiwanger canceled his appointments due to illness while his colleagues speculated it was just a cold.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being so irrelevant that your colleagues treat your sick leave like a minor inconvenience instead of a political crisis. Even his immune system is trying to flee his personality.
The Bottom Line
PATHETIC ATTENTION WHORE / 10
Imagine being so irrelevant that your colleagues treat your sick leave like a minor inconvenience instead of a political crisis.
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Imagine being so irrelevant that your colleagues treat your sick leave like a minor inconvenience instead of a political crisis. PATHETIC ATTENTION WHORE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/de/ich-ging-quasi-von-einem-schnupfen-aus-parteikollege #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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