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California’s Bay Area debates data centres ahead of US midterm elections

🇩🇪 Germany·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·3 Nov, 05:13 am
California’s Bay Area debates data centres ahead of US midterm elections — Germany
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The Straight Version

Seven Bay Area cities ban data centers, stalling Silicon Valley AI boom.

The UNHINGED Take

Silicon Valley gasping, shutting its own flesh‑mold tech—wedged behind concrete hum. Big Tech's ‘Data‑fence’ so flimsy it’s a nursery rhyme for failed ambition.

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BLOODY NINJA DRAMA / 10

Silicon Valley gasping, shutting its own flesh‑mold tech—wedged behind concrete hum.

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