The Straight Version
Democrat Abdul El-Sayed defeated Republican Mike Rogers to become the first Muslim senator in the US.
The UNHINGED Take
The American political circus just swapped one set of lobbyist puppets for a new demographic box to tick. Nothing says progress like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.
The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME / 10
The American political circus just swapped one set of lobbyist puppets for a new demographic box to tick.
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The American political circus just swapped one set of lobbyist puppets for a new demographic box to tick. COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME / 10 https://unhingednews.com/de/call-me-senator-how-abdul-el-sayed-beat #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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