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'Like a cancer': How data centres became a key issue at midterms

🇩🇪 Germany·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·4 Nov, 11:54 am
'Like a cancer': How data centres became a key issue at midterms — Germany
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The Straight Version

Voters are revolting against the massive electricity consumption and noise pollution caused by America's 5,000 data centres.

The UNHINGED Take

Trump is selling out the grid to keep AI bots buzzing while actual humans rot in the dark. It is a digital terminal cancer powered by pure, unadulterated political incompetence.

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The Bottom Line

ELECTRONIC LOBOTOMY / 10

Trump is selling out the grid to keep AI bots buzzing while actual humans rot in the dark.

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Trump is selling out the grid to keep AI bots buzzing while actual humans rot in the dark. ELECTRONIC LOBOTOMY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/de/like-a-cancer-how-data-centres-became-a #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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