The Straight Version
Merz and Pistorius are clashing over the future direction and procurement priorities for German fighter jet projects.
The UNHINGED Take
Two dinosaurs fighting over plastic planes while the Luftwaffe remains a glorified flying scrapheap. It is a pathetic pissing contest between a suit-wearing hack and a defense minister presiding over a hollowed-out museum.

The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL INCOMPETENCE / 10
Two dinosaurs fighting over plastic planes while the Luftwaffe remains a glorified flying scrapheap.
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Two dinosaurs fighting over plastic planes while the Luftwaffe remains a glorified flying scrapheap. COLOSSAL INCOMPETENCE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/de/der-grundsatzkonflikt-ber-deutschlands-aufr-stung-zwischen-merz #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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