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Der Grundsatzkonflikt über Deutschlands Aufrüstung zwischen Merz und Pistorius

🇩🇪 Germany·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Bild News·29 Oct, 10:06 am
Der Grundsatzkonflikt über Deutschlands Aufrüstung zwischen Merz und Pistorius — Germany
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The Straight Version

Merz and Pistorius are clashing over the future direction and procurement priorities for German fighter jet projects.

The UNHINGED Take

Two dinosaurs fighting over plastic planes while the Luftwaffe remains a glorified flying scrapheap. It is a pathetic pissing contest between a suit-wearing hack and a defense minister presiding over a hollowed-out museum.

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The Bottom Line

COLOSSAL INCOMPETENCE / 10

Two dinosaurs fighting over plastic planes while the Luftwaffe remains a glorified flying scrapheap.

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Two dinosaurs fighting over plastic planes while the Luftwaffe remains a glorified flying scrapheap. COLOSSAL INCOMPETENCE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/de/der-grundsatzkonflikt-ber-deutschlands-aufr-stung-zwischen-merz #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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