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Untersuchungshaft trotz Krebserkrankung – Neue Details im Fall von Ex-BND-Chef August Hanning

🇩🇪 Germany·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Bild News·29 Oct, 10:09 am
Untersuchungshaft trotz Krebserkrankung – Neue Details im Fall von Ex-BND-Chef August Hanning — Germany
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The Straight Version

Ex-BND chief August Hanning remains in solitary confinement in Münster despite his serious cancer diagnosis.

The UNHINGED Take

The state master spy is now playing prisoner in a concrete box while his health rot catches up to him. Finally, an intelligence expert learns what it feels like to be trapped.

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SPY GAME DISASTER / 10

The state master spy is now playing prisoner in a concrete box while his health rot catches up to him.

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