The Straight Version
One hundred and fifteen yachts are departing Saint-Malo for the solo transatlantic Route du Rhum race.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine spending four years of your life just to get seasick in a fancy bathtub halfway to Guadeloupe. Peak privilege for rich idiots who find staring at a wall too boring.
The Bottom Line
OVERPRICED WATER TAXI / 10
Imagine spending four years of your life just to get seasick in a fancy bathtub halfway to Guadeloupe.
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