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Youth-led rallies sweep Europe

๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช GermanyยทThe UNHINGED DeskยทSource: France 24ยท1 Nov, 09:38 am
Youth-led rallies sweep Europe โ€” Germany
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The Straight Version

Youth-led rallies demanding better services and opposing military service turned violent in Frankfurt and across Germany.

The UNHINGED Take

Gen Z demands a utopian paradise while smashing up Frankfurt banks because they are too lazy to defend the country they want to bankrupt. Absolute bottom-tier muppet energy.

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The Bottom Line

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Gen Z demands a utopian paradise while smashing up Frankfurt banks because they are too lazy to defend the country they want to bankrupt.

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Gen Z demands a utopian paradise while smashing up Frankfurt banks because they are too lazy to defend the country they want to bankrupt. CLOWN SHOW SPECTACULAR / 10 https://unhingednews.com/de/youth-led-rallies-sweep-europe #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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