The Straight Version
French students blocked high schools after holidays.
The UNHINGED Take
These French courtyard lunatics barricaded schools like a boney gate; teachers still waiting for a diploma‑granting miracle.

The Bottom Line
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These French courtyard lunatics barricaded schools like a boney gate; teachers still waiting for a diploma‑granting miracle.
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These French courtyard lunatics barricaded schools like a boney gate; teachers still waiting for a diploma‑granting miracle. CERTIFIED DUMMY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/de/france-some-schools-blocked-as-limited-youth-protests #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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