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Ryanair says it may freeze workers' pay and raise airfares

🇩🇪 Germany·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·2 Nov, 10:04 am
Ryanair says it may freeze workers' pay and raise airfares — Germany
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The Straight Version

Ryanair threatens to freeze staff wages and hike ticket prices due to projected 2028 fuel cost spikes.

The UNHINGED Take

Michael O'Leary is holding passengers hostage to geopolitical wars just to pad his dividends. The man would charge for oxygen if he could find a way to bill the atmosphere.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL PARASITE BEHAVIOUR / 10

Michael O'Leary is holding passengers hostage to geopolitical wars just to pad his dividends.

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