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„Hätte mir jemand gesagt, dass ich dieses Jahr gewinnen werde, hätte ich laut gelacht“

🇩🇪 Germany·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Bild News·31 Oct, 12:13 pm
„Hätte mir jemand gesagt, dass ich dieses Jahr gewinnen werde, hätte ich laut gelacht“ — Germany
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The Straight Version

Max Verstappen discusses his team's mid-season resurgence after a difficult start to the Formula 1 campaign.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine crying because your multi-million euro rocket ship didn't win by a lap for five minutes. Max is just a toddler in a fire suit masquerading as a driver.

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The Bottom Line

OVERPAID TODDLER ENERGY / 10

Imagine crying because your multi-million euro rocket ship didn't win by a lap for five minutes.

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Imagine crying because your multi-million euro rocket ship didn't win by a lap for five minutes. OVERPAID TODDLER ENERGY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/de/h-tte-mir-jemand-gesagt-dass-ich-dieses #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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