The Straight Version
Max Verstappen discusses his team's mid-season resurgence after a difficult start to the Formula 1 campaign.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine crying because your multi-million euro rocket ship didn't win by a lap for five minutes. Max is just a toddler in a fire suit masquerading as a driver.

The Bottom Line
OVERPAID TODDLER ENERGY / 10
Imagine crying because your multi-million euro rocket ship didn't win by a lap for five minutes.
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