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Russische Bedrohung: Europas Armeen brauchen ein besseres Management

🇩🇪 Germany·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Frankfurter Allgemeine·31 Oct, 11:41 am
Russische Bedrohung: Europas Armeen brauchen ein besseres Management — Germany
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The Straight Version

The Frankfurter Allgemeine reports European armies must use business schools to improve their military management and learning speed.

The UNHINGED Take

Nothing says winning a war like power-pointing your way to victory while the Russians advance. Let's hire some overpaid MBA consultants to spreadsheet our way out of artillery fire, you absolute clowns.

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COLOSSAL BRAIN ROT / 10

Nothing says winning a war like power-pointing your way to victory while the Russians advance.

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