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Heutigen Schulanfängern drohen 56 Prozent, die vom Lohn an die Sozialversicherungen fließen

🇩🇪 Germany·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Bild News·2 Nov, 03:23 pm
Heutigen Schulanfängern drohen 56 Prozent, die vom Lohn an die Sozialversicherungen fließen — Germany
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The Straight Version

Future German workers face 56 percent of their wages being seized by social security contributions.

The UNHINGED Take

Merz is polishing the brass on the Titanic while the entire pension system commits ritual suicide. Enjoy paying half your salary just to fund the geriatric void before you starve.

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The Bottom Line

COLLECTIVE FINANCIAL SUICIDE / 10

Merz is polishing the brass on the Titanic while the entire pension system commits ritual suicide.

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