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Johannesburg: „Godzille“ ist zurück

🇩🇪 Germany·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Frankfurter Allgemeine·2 Nov, 02:45 pm
Johannesburg: „Godzille“ ist zurück — Germany
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The Straight Version

Helen Zille runs for Johannesburg mayor.

The UNHINGED Take

Zille’s campaign is a clown car of racial hypocrisy. She’s turning Johannesburg’s rainbow flag into a Prussian parade. Black wheels can’t stop the white‑washed agenda.

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The Bottom Line

HARDCORE HYPE SCUM / 10

Zille’s campaign is a clown car of racial hypocrisy.

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