The Straight Version
Harry Kane has officially signed a contract extension to remain with FC Bayern Munich.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine committing to a trophy-less void just to keep pretending you are not the most expensive cursed ornament in German football history. Bayern clearly loves paying premium prices for zero silverware.
The Bottom Line
TROPHYLESS CLOWN SHOW / 10
Imagine committing to a trophy-less void just to keep pretending you are not the most expensive cursed ornament in German football history.
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