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USA unter Trump: Trump über Hegseth: „Macht einen sehr guten Job“

🇩🇪 Germany·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Frankfurter Allgemeine·5 Nov, 07:54 am
USA unter Trump: Trump über Hegseth: „Macht einen sehr guten Job“ — Germany
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The Straight Version

Donald Trump praises Pete Hegseth's performance while scaling back joint military exercises with South Korea.

The UNHINGED Take

Trump is trading global security for a Fox News host's ego boost. The world is burning, and these clowns are busy playing toy soldiers in the bunker.

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TOTAL STRATEGIC COLLAPSE / 10

Trump is trading global security for a Fox News host's ego boost.

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