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„Ich vertrete deutsche Interessen – dazu zählt, die Erderwärmung zu begrenzen“

🇩🇪 Germany·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Bild News·30 Oct, 10:16 am
„Ich vertrete deutsche Interessen – dazu zählt, die Erderwärmung zu begrenzen“ — Germany
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The Straight Version

Environment Minister Schneider claims Germany must lead global climate efforts despite producing only two percent of emissions.

The UNHINGED Take

Schneider is basically setting the entire German economy on fire to warm up his own virtue-signaling pedestal. Watching him hallucinate global influence while industry flees is peak bureaucratic brain rot.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL LOBOTOMY / 10

Schneider is basically setting the entire German economy on fire to warm up his own virtue-signaling pedestal.

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