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Kritik an EU: „Wir schützen mangelnde Wettbewerbsfähigkeit“

🇩🇪 Germany·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Frankfurter Allgemeine·30 Oct, 10:37 am
Kritik an EU: „Wir schützen mangelnde Wettbewerbsfähigkeit“ — Germany
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The Straight Version

German managers are criticizing EU industrial protectionism against China while Chancellor Scholz begins to backpedal.

The UNHINGED Take

Scholz is busy begging Beijing for scraps while our industry rots behind a wall of pure incompetence. Absolute economic suicide performed by spineless paper-pushers terrified of real competition.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL SYSTEM FAILURE / 10

Scholz is busy begging Beijing for scraps while our industry rots behind a wall of pure incompetence.

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Scholz is busy begging Beijing for scraps while our industry rots behind a wall of pure incompetence. TOTAL SYSTEM FAILURE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/de/kritik-an-eu-wir-sch-tzen-mangelnde-wettbewerbsf #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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