The Straight Version
Ukraine evacuates Oleschky during a ceasefire while Russia launches ballistic missiles at Kyiv and two Germans face extradition.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being dumb enough to sabotage Starlink just to end up in a Russian cage. Germany's finest exports are clearly lead-poisoned basement dwellers with a death wish.
The Bottom Line
COMPLETE GEOPOLITICAL CLOWN SHOW / 10
Imagine being dumb enough to sabotage Starlink just to end up in a Russian cage.
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Imagine being dumb enough to sabotage Starlink just to end up in a Russian cage. COMPLETE GEOPOLITICAL CLOWN SHOW / 10 https://unhingednews.com/de/liveblog-ukrainekrieg-w-hrend-waffenruhe-evakuierung-von-oleschky #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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