The Straight Version
President Herzog granted Gadi Eisenkot six weeks to assemble a coalition and topple Benjamin Netanyahu.
The UNHINGED Take
Giving Eisenkot six weeks is just a fancy way of watching a man try to rearrange deck chairs on a sinking submarine. Netanyahu is the cockroach that survives the nuclear winter.
The Bottom Line
CLOWN CAR CIRCUS / 10
Giving Eisenkot six weeks is just a fancy way of watching a man try to rearrange deck chairs on a sinking submarine.
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Giving Eisenkot six weeks is just a fancy way of watching a man try to rearrange deck chairs on a sinking submarine. CLOWN CAR CIRCUS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/de/israels-opposition-leader-gadi-eisenkot-has-six-weeks #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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