The Straight Version
Nvidia is investigating CEO Jensen Huang following allegations of an affair with a suspected Chinese intelligence operative.
The UNHINGED Take
Jensen traded the keys to the kingdom for a bit of affection and handed the keys to Beijing. What a monumental, legendary muppet move.
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The Bottom Line
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Jensen traded the keys to the kingdom for a bit of affection and handed the keys to Beijing.
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