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Live: Americans head to the polls to vote in US midterm elections

🇩🇪 Germany·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·3 Nov, 05:45 am
Live: Americans head to the polls to vote in US midterm elections — Germany
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The Straight Version

Americans voted in the US midterm election to decide the House and Senate.

The UNHINGED Take

Trump's grand plan? Pissin' on the gut, while the Democratic Arschkicker just chase their tails to claim the House.

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The Bottom Line

BRAIN-LESS BLOC / 10

Trump's grand plan?

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Trump's grand plan? BRAIN-LESS BLOC / 10 https://unhingednews.com/de/live-americans-head-to-the-polls-to-vote #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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