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„Martialische Sprache“ – Gesundheitsministerium kritisiert AfD-Ankündigung

🇩🇪 Germany·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Bild News·2 Nov, 02:07 am
„Martialische Sprache“ – Gesundheitsministerium kritisiert AfD-Ankündigung — Germany
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The Straight Version

AfD announced a COVID inquiry, but Sachsen-Anhalt's health ministry slammed it for lacking open reflection.

The UNHINGED Take

AfD's Tribunal‑talk is pure war sermons, no reflection, just cannon fire at sanity. Sachsen‑Anhalt's health ministry flips the door shut, saying, 'Your agenda pays, but our minds stay closed.'

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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

AfD's Tribunal‑talk is pure war sermons, no reflection, just cannon fire at sanity.

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