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„Sexuelle Übergriffe inakzeptabel“ – Gesetzentwurf zur Verschärfung des Sexualstrafrechts steht

🇩🇪 Germany·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Bild News·1 Nov, 11:57 pm
„Sexuelle Übergriffe inakzeptabel“ – Gesetzentwurf zur Verschärfung des Sexualstrafrechts steht — Germany
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The Straight Version

Germany widens sexual offense law, punishing verbal harassment, extending limitation from 5 to 20 years.

The UNHINGED Take

Now the Bullen think even a whispered insult needs a 20‑year punishment – because 5 years felt like a socks‑wearing vacation. Evil, right?

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VERBAL GUNSHOT / 10

Now the Bullen think even a whispered insult needs a 20‑year punishment – because 5 years felt like a socks‑wearing vacation.

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Now the Bullen think even a whispered insult needs a 20‑year punishment – because 5 years felt like a socks‑wearing vacation. VERBAL GUNSHOT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/de/sexuelle-bergriffe-inakzeptabel-gesetzentwurf-zur-versch-rfung-des #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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