The Straight Version
Padel is lobbying to become an official Olympic sport amid its rapid global growth.
The UNHINGED Take
The Olympics are already a glorified nursing home for obsolete sports, so why not add tennis for people who can't handle a full court? Absolute desperate reach for relevance.
The Bottom Line
MID-LIFE CRISIS / 10
The Olympics are already a glorified nursing home for obsolete sports, so why not add tennis for people who can't handle a full court?
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The Olympics are already a glorified nursing home for obsolete sports, so why not add tennis for people who can't handle a full court? MID-LIFE CRISIS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/de/padels-olympic-ambition #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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