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South African star Zolani Mahola: From 'Waka Waka' with Shakira to 'People Power'

🇩🇪 Germany·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·5 Nov, 01:34 pm
South African star Zolani Mahola: From 'Waka Waka' with Shakira to 'People Power' — Germany
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The Straight Version

South African singer Zolani Mahola is releasing her second solo album titled People Power.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine thinking a pop song about a soccer tournament is a personality trait. Keep your kumbaya harmonies; nobody wants to hear your mid-life crisis masquerading as a revolution.

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The Bottom Line

CLINICALLY DELUSIONAL / 10

Imagine thinking a pop song about a soccer tournament is a personality trait.

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Imagine thinking a pop song about a soccer tournament is a personality trait. CLINICALLY DELUSIONAL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/de/south-african-star-zolani-mahola-from-waka-waka #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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