The Straight Version
Shops looted in German protests across Frankfurt, Berlin, Hamburg and Cologne.
The UNHINGED Take
Berlin purgates, Hamburg trucks splashing, Cologne’s pigeons pretty. These looters swarm like Oktoberfest drunken dinos, leaving rent‑free pigsty, no respect.
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The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE GUTS / 10
Berlin purgates, Hamburg trucks splashing, Cologne’s pigeons pretty.
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Berlin purgates, Hamburg trucks splashing, Cologne’s pigeons pretty. ABSOLUTE GUTS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/de/shops-looted-as-german-cost-of-living-protests #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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