The Straight Version
A letter reveals The Rolling Stones begged Charlie Watts to join them to replace their disastrous original drummer.
The UNHINGED Take
The Stones were clearly desperate enough to hunt for talent like common scavengers because their own beat was total manure. Imagine being so munted you have to write fan mail to fix your rhythm.
The Bottom Line
PATHETIC AUDITION VIBES / 10
The Stones were clearly desperate enough to hunt for talent like common scavengers because their own beat was total manure.
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