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US approves sale of 500 Patriot missiles to Ukraine

🇩🇪 Germany·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·30 Oct, 10:20 pm
US approves sale of 500 Patriot missiles to Ukraine — Germany
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The Straight Version

The American-made interceptors are the only effective weapon for downing Russia's ballistic missiles.

The UNHINGED Take

Look at US approves sale of 500 Patriot missiles to Ukraine speedrunning total brain death: "US approves sale of 500 Patriot missiles to Ukraine". Zero shame, negative IQ, and regular people get stuck paying the tab while these clowns pat themselves on the back.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

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