The Straight Version
Judge Ana Reyes demands U.S. lawyers explain contradictory claims about the East Potomac Golf Links.
The UNHINGED Take
Ana Reyes just ordered Trump’s cockslow lawyers to explain their lawn‑murdering lies. Let the truth swing in the wind, because that green carpet was never meant for presidents.
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The Bottom Line
BRAIN ROT / 10
Ana Reyes just ordered Trump’s cockslow lawyers to explain their lawn‑murdering lies.
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Ana Reyes just ordered Trump’s cockslow lawyers to explain their lawn‑murdering lies. BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/de/us-judge-orders-ethics-inquiry-into-trump-lawyers #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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