The Straight Version
Researchers claim corporate bosses share key personality traits with chimpanzees.
The UNHINGED Take
Finally, science confirms what every exploited intern already knew: your boss is just a hairless ape with a tax write-off and a god complex.

The Bottom Line
PRIMATE LEVEL DELUSION / 10
Finally, science confirms what every exploited intern already knew: your boss is just a hairless ape with a tax write-off and a god complex.
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Finally, science confirms what every exploited intern already knew: your boss is just a hairless ape with a tax write-off and a god complex. PRIMATE LEVEL DELUSION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/de/was-ihr-chef-mit-einem-schimpansen-gemeinsam-hat #NZElection2026 #Unhing
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