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Was Ihr Chef mit einem Schimpansen gemeinsam hat

🇩🇪 Germany·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Bild News·30 Oct, 10:20 am
Was Ihr Chef mit einem Schimpansen gemeinsam hat — Germany
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The Straight Version

Researchers claim corporate bosses share key personality traits with chimpanzees.

The UNHINGED Take

Finally, science confirms what every exploited intern already knew: your boss is just a hairless ape with a tax write-off and a god complex.

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The Bottom Line

PRIMATE LEVEL DELUSION / 10

Finally, science confirms what every exploited intern already knew: your boss is just a hairless ape with a tax write-off and a god complex.

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Finally, science confirms what every exploited intern already knew: your boss is just a hairless ape with a tax write-off and a god complex. PRIMATE LEVEL DELUSION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/de/was-ihr-chef-mit-einem-schimpansen-gemeinsam-hat #NZElection2026 #Unhing

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