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Zahl der Geduldeten in Deutschland steigt deutlich an

🇩🇪 Germany·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Bild News·29 Oct, 09:38 am
Zahl der Geduldeten in Deutschland steigt deutlich an — Germany
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The Straight Version

Germany now hosts over 200,000 individuals with stay of deportation status despite being officially obligated to leave.

The UNHINGED Take

Our borders are basically a turnstile at a sinking carnival where the government treats 'deportation' like a suggestion instead of a legal command. Absolute clowns running a global hostel.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL BUREAUCRATIC BANKRUPTCY / 10

Our borders are basically a turnstile at a sinking carnival where the government treats 'deportation' like a suggestion instead of a legal command.

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Our borders are basically a turnstile at a sinking carnival where the government treats 'deportation' like a suggestion instead of a legal command. TOTAL BUREAUCRATIC BANKRUPTCY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/de/zahl-der-geduldeten-in-deutschland-steigt-deutlich-an #NZE

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