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2026 CAF Awards shortlist: Egyptian footballers and coaches set to battle for Africa’s top prizes

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Egypt Independent·6 Nov, 10:56 am
2026 CAF Awards shortlist: Egyptian footballers and coaches set to battle for Africa’s top prizes — Egypt
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The Straight Version

CAF released the 2026 award shortlist, snubbing Al Ahly and Pyramids FC from the Club of the Year category.

The UNHINGED Take

CAF hacks are clearly smoking something lethal if they think these giants are irrelevant. The entire selection process is just a corrupt, Lagos-hosted circus run by absolute muppets.

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The Bottom Line

BRAIN DEAD CORRUPTION / 10

CAF hacks are clearly smoking something lethal if they think these giants are irrelevant.

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CAF hacks are clearly smoking something lethal if they think these giants are irrelevant. BRAIN DEAD CORRUPTION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/eg/2026-caf-awards-shortlist-egyptian-footballers-and-coaches #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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