The Straight Version
Egypt issued a formal condemnation after a ballistic missile targeted the Saudi Arabian city of Medina on Friday.
The UNHINGED Take
Cairo acting like the regional morality police while our own economy is basically a glorified kebab stand on fire. Keep shouting at the sky while the bank account hits zero.
The Bottom Line
PATHETIC THEATRE / 10
Cairo acting like the regional morality police while our own economy is basically a glorified kebab stand on fire.
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Cairo acting like the regional morality police while our own economy is basically a glorified kebab stand on fire. PATHETIC THEATRE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/eg/egypt-condemns-missile-attack-targeting-medina-reaffirms-support #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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