The Straight Version
G7 ministers meet in Paris, eyeing Rubio while Iran and Ukraine dominate the agenda.
The UNHINGED Take
Rubio's wormy excuses about Ukraine and Iran melt into Paris G7 chatter, as Trump’s lost act still sells tickets. Ahmed: it’s just the old Cairo soap opera, never fresh.
The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Rubio's wormy excuses about Ukraine and Iran melt into Paris G7 chatter, as Trump’s lost act still sells tickets.
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