The Straight Version
French PM Sébastien Lecornu moved a 1.6% minimum wage hike to December to curb ongoing cost-of-living protests.
The UNHINGED Take
Tossing a pathetic 1.6% crumb at a starving mob is like trying to put out a forest fire with a single bottle of Evian. Absolute clown show in Paris.

The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL GASLIGHTING FAIL / 10
Tossing a pathetic 1.6% crumb at a starving mob is like trying to put out a forest fire with a single bottle of Evian.
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Tossing a pathetic 1.6% crumb at a starving mob is like trying to put out a forest fire with a single bottle of Evian. COLOSSAL GASLIGHTING FAIL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/eg/french-pm-brings-forward-1-6-increase-in #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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