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Automated traffic enforcement to arrive on Cairo’s streets soon

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Egypt Independent·31 Oct, 09:38 am
Automated traffic enforcement to arrive on Cairo’s streets soon — Egypt
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The Straight Version

Cairo is installing automated traffic enforcement systems across major city roads to manage vehicle flow.

The UNHINGED Take

As if the existing chaos wasn't enough, we are now letting soulless robots watch us weave through gridlock. Good luck digitizing a microbus driver who treats lanes like a suggestion.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE TECH-GRIFT / 10

As if the existing chaos wasn't enough, we are now letting soulless robots watch us weave through gridlock.

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As if the existing chaos wasn't enough, we are now letting soulless robots watch us weave through gridlock. ABSOLUTE TECH-GRIFT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/eg/automated-traffic-enforcement-to-arrive-on-cairos-streets #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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