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Closing times for shops and restaurants in Egypt during winter time

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Egypt Independent·31 Oct, 10:08 am
Closing times for shops and restaurants in Egypt during winter time — Egypt
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With Egypt shifting to winter time – setting clocks back by 60 minutes – interest has risen in current operating hours for retail shops, shopping malls, restaurants, cafés, and workshops, and whether this shift in time necessitates any changes to their business hours. Retail establishments began observing winter operating hours starting from the last Friday … The post Closing times for shops and restaurants in Egypt during winter time appeared first on Egypt Independent .

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