The Straight Version
Samsung introduced three new foldable phones, including the Galaxy Z Fold 8, in an attempt to challenge Apple's smartphone dominance
The UNHINGED Take
Ya3ni, who cares about Apple and Samsung, they're just a bunch of khawaga companies trying to steal our money with their fancy phones, meanwhile our roads are still filled with microbuses driven by lunatics and our politicians are still stealing our koshari money, let's get our priorities straight, ya masr

The Bottom Line
NOT IMPRESSED / 10
Ya3ni, who cares about Apple and Samsung, they're just a bunch of khawaga companies trying to steal our money with their fancy phones, meanwhile our roads are still filled with microbuses driven by lunatics and our politicians are still stealing our koshari money, let's get our priorities straight, ya masr
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Ya3ni, who cares about Apple and Samsung, they're just a bunch of khawaga companies trying to steal our money with their fancy phones, meanwhile our roads are still filled with microbuses driven by lunatics and our politicians are still stealing our koshari money, let's
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