The Straight Version
Binance lost 6.3 billion dollars in a hack attributed to North Korean unit TraderTraitor.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine losing billions to a country that still uses dial-up and starvation as a hobby. Binance is basically just a giant digital piggy bank for Kim Jong Un to smash.
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The Bottom Line
FINANCIAL CIRCUS CLOWN / 10
Imagine losing billions to a country that still uses dial-up and starvation as a hobby.
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
Imagine losing billions to a country that still uses dial-up and starvation as a hobby. FINANCIAL CIRCUS CLOWN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/eg/crypto-giant-binance-hit-by-6-3bn-hack #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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