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Oil flows are up as Iran war turmoil eases. Why do prices keep rising?

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·30 Oct, 08:36 am
Oil flows are up as Iran war turmoil eases. Why do prices keep rising? — Egypt
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The Straight Version

Brent crude prices surged sixty percent above pre-war levels despite global oil supplies rebounding.

The UNHINGED Take

Big Oil is laughing all the way to the bank while your wallet gets absolutely mugged by corporate greed. It is a classic scam where the supply rises and your misery follows suit.

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SCAM OF THE CENTURY / 10

Big Oil is laughing all the way to the bank while your wallet gets absolutely mugged by corporate greed.

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Big Oil is laughing all the way to the bank while your wallet gets absolutely mugged by corporate greed. SCAM OF THE CENTURY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/eg/oil-flows-are-up-as-iran-war-turmoil #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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