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Egypt expands hydraulic fracturing, horizontal drilling to boost petroleum, gas output

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Egypt Independent·5 Nov, 10:44 am
Egypt expands hydraulic fracturing, horizontal drilling to boost petroleum, gas output — Egypt
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The Straight Version

Minister Karim Badawi announced expanded fracking and horizontal drilling across Egypt's Western Desert oil and gas fields.

The UNHINGED Take

Karim Badawi is basically trying to give the desert an enema to squeeze out every drop of juice before the planet boils. Pure short-term greed masquerading as a five-year plan.

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The Bottom Line

ECOLOGICAL SUICIDE MISSION / 10

Karim Badawi is basically trying to give the desert an enema to squeeze out every drop of juice before the planet boils.

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Karim Badawi is basically trying to give the desert an enema to squeeze out every drop of juice before the planet boils. ECOLOGICAL SUICIDE MISSION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/eg/egypt-expands-hydraulic-fracturing-horizontal-drilling-to-boost #NZElection2026 #Unhinge

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