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Zain Hisham wins second gold as Egypt's Dakar 2026 medal tally reaches four

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Egypt Independent·5 Nov, 10:51 am
Zain Hisham wins second gold as Egypt's Dakar 2026 medal tally reaches four — Egypt
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The Straight Version

Zain Hisham secured his second gold medal at the Dakar 2026 Youth Olympic Games in the 50m butterfly.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine treating a pool party medal like we actually solved the national inflation crisis. Congratulations on swimming in circles while the rest of the country drowns in debt.

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DELUSIONAL EGO TRIP / 10

Imagine treating a pool party medal like we actually solved the national inflation crisis.

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