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Egypt Finance Minister: Global investors regain confidence in economy

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Egypt Independent·24 Aug, 10:07 am
Egypt Finance Minister: Global investors regain confidence in economy — Egypt
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Finance Minister Ahmed Kouchouk on Sunday, August 23, 2026, said global investors have renewed their confidence in Egypt’s economic trajectory, with investment risk assessments falling to their lowest level since 2014. “Our economy has started to improve, while the private sector is growing and accounts for 60% of investments,” Kouchouk said at a meeting with … The post Egypt Finance Minister: Global investors regain confidence in economy appeared first on Egypt Independent .

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If you think this headline makes sense, you have been living under a rock. Everyone involved needs a serious reality check and a double espresso. Finance Minister Ahmed Kouchouk on Sunday, August 23, 2026, said global investors have renewed their confidence in Egypt’s economic trajectory, with investment risk assessments falling to their lowest level since 2014. “Our economy has started to improve, while the private sector is growing and accounts for 60% of investments,” Kouchouk said at a meeting with … The post Egypt Finance Minister: Global investors regain confidence in economy appeared first on Egypt Independent .

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