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Egypt leads Africa in FDI inflows for fourth consecutive year

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Egypt Independent·28 Jul, 09:27 am
Egypt leads Africa in FDI inflows for fourth consecutive year — Egypt
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The Straight Version

Egypt ranked first in Africa for attracting foreign direct investment (FDI) for the fourth consecutive year, recording inflows of $15.5 billion, while also placing second among Arab countries, reflecting investors' confidence in the Egyptian economy and the country's economic reform program, Minister of Investment and Foreign Trade Mohamed Farid Saleh said. Speaking on Monday, July … The post Egypt leads Africa in FDI inflows for fourth consecutive year appeared first on Egypt Independent .

The UNHINGED Take

The bureaucracy is completely cooked. Nobody asked for this circus, but common sense has officially left the building. Absolute peak chaos. Egypt ranked first in Africa for attracting foreign direct investment (FDI) for the fourth consecutive year, recording inflows of $15.5 billion, while also placing second among Arab countries, reflecting investors' confidence in the Egyptian economy and the country's economic reform program, Minister of Investment and Foreign Trade Mohamed Farid Saleh said. Speaking on Monday, July … The post Egypt leads Africa in FDI inflows for fourth consecutive year appeared first on Egypt Independent .

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FAILED / 10

The bureaucracy is completely cooked.

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